Job Title: Managing Partner

AuFUNtic Job Title: Chief Rust Slayer

I joined ARMOR in: 2002

I do: A little bit of everything, but mostly product development & finance

I eat: Everything except brussels sprouts

I am happiest: On the golf course with good friends

I would love to meet: Would have loved to have met Stephen Hawking

My secret talent is: Catching monster pike

I am known for: Planning trips and vacations

I sing to: “Clap For The Wolfman” by Guess Who

ARMOR is: Great!

I cannot resist: Salty snacks

Job Title: CEO

AuFUNtic Job Title: Head Honcho

I joined ARMOR in: 1999

I do: Vision, culture, sales, marketing, branding

I eat: Too much of nearly everything and love peanut butter and tuna fish sandwiches. Yup I admit it!

I am happiest: When playing the piano, playing sports or hanging with my kids

I would love to meet: Daryl Hall and the Live From Daryl's House band

I am known for: Dumpster diving for vintage finds

I sing to: Steely Dan--duh

ARMOR is: A place to be AuFUNtic and appreciated by your teammates and a place to grow and exercise your talents!

I cannot resist: Swedish fish and a good dad joke

Job Title: President

AuFUNtic Job Title: Anti-Corrosion Commander-In-Chief

I joined ARMOR in: 2017

I do: Keep up with my four girls, enjoy the outdoors golfing in the summer and hunting in the winter, and of course, “Eradicate Rust”

I eat: Like a child -- Fried food, pizza and Capri-Sun drink pouches

I am happiest: Besides seeing rust-free metal, being on the beach with my girls

I would love to meet: Elon Musk

My secret talent is: Downing a box of Hot Tamales candy in five minutes

I am known for: Beating my co-worker Chris in ping-pong

I sing to: You don’t want to hear that!

ARMOR is: Authentic, fun, caring, hard-working and transparent

I cannot resist: Giant candy bowls, a 7 a.m. tee time, an unsolved rust problem, dancing to Bruno Mars, keeping the lawn green, and a ping-pong match

Job Title: Vice President

AuFUNtic Job Title: Operations Ringmaster

I joined ARMOR in: 2004

I do: A little bit of everything

I eat: Not too picky, pizza is my favorite

I am happiest: Outdoor activities like skiing, biking, golfing and fishing

I would love to meet: Would have loved to have met John Wayne

My secret talent is: Nothing, I'm a “Jack of all trades”

I am known for: Being a neat freak

I sing to: Almost anything, Tom Petty is always fun

ARMOR is: Home to my second family

I cannot resist: A hot slice of pepperoni and mushroom pizza

Job Title: DIrector of Human Resources, IT & Customer Care

AuFUNtic Job Title: Guardian of People and Processes

I joined ARMOR in: 2005

I do: Human Resources, Information Technology, Customer Experience and Accounting

I eat: As healthy as possible

I am happiest: Working in my yard, spending time with my family or being on our boat

I would love to meet: Chris Hemsworth -- Hubba Hubba

My secret talent is: Shuffling like a casino worker

I am known for: Scaring people when I ask them to come to my office

I sing to: The point of exhaustion

ARMOR is: Home

I cannot resist: Layin' out a quick-witted comment

Job Title: Canadian Business Manager

AuFUNtic Job Title: Eradicator of Rust Ringleader

I joined ARMOR in: 1996

I do: Whatever is needed - sales, order entry, quoting, payables, HR, payroll, government regulations

I eat: A lot of salad and hummus

I am happiest: In the summer enjoying the outdoors with family and friends

I would love to meet: Pink

My secret talent is: Home makeovers/staging

I am known for: Baking sweets and walking fast

I sing to: Pink, Ed Sheeran, Maroon 5, Shawn Mendes, Prince, Pearl Jam and Keith Urban

ARMOR is: My second home

I cannot resist: Timbits and doggies

Job Title: International Sales Manager

AuFUNtic Job Title: Eradicator of Rust Ringleader

I joined ARMOR in: 2006

I do: Read, run, bike, cook and yoga

I eat: BBQ and ice cream

I am happiest: Going on a trip with my family

I would love to meet: Derrick Rossi, founder of Moderna

My secret talent is: Making pizza from scratch

I am known for: Picking the right football team in Michigan -- Go Blue!!!

I sing to: Justin Bieber

ARMOR is: A great team where I can do the job I love

I cannot resist: Bookstores

Job Title: Director of Sales & Marketing

AuFUNtic Job Title: Wrangler of Sales & Marketing

I joined ARMOR in: 2018

I do: Whatever needs to be done to keep my customers rust free

I eat: Any kind of pizza you put in front of me...ANY kind

I am happiest: When I am spending time with my family, golfing, or at the beach

I would love to meet: Bryan Cranston...aka Heisenberg

My secret talent is: Always fooling myself into believing in the Detroit Lions at the beginning of each season. This is our year...

I am known for: Being overly optimistic. The glass isn't half full -- it's overflowing!

I sing to: Anything and everything, but Anberlin is my all-time favorite

ARMOR is: A second family

I cannot resist: A good cigar and a Founders All Day IPA beer

Job Title: Technical Account Manager

AuFUNtic Job Title: Eradicator of Rust

I joined ARMOR in: 2003

I do: Like being an optimist and looking for all things good

I eat: Really good (that sounds better than “a lot” right?!)

I am happiest: When I’m smiling!

I would love to meet: YOU! If you’re reading this, there’s a good chance you work with metal parts. Metal parts rust and I help people “Eradicate Rust”

My secret talent is: Surprising people with my creative scare tactics (doesn’t matter that the secret is out, I’ll still get ya!!)

I am known for: Always smiling and helping other people to smile

I sing to: “No one” and “everyone” appreciates it!

ARMOR is: AuFUNtic!

I cannot resist: Anything fast! Cars, motorcycles, Jimmy Johns…

Job Title: Technical Account Manager

AuFUNtic Job Title: Eradicator of Rust

I joined ARMOR in: 2022

I do: Weekend camping all summer long

I eat: Pizza, pasta, (okay, I should just say any Italian food) steak, traditional food from South Africa, oh and I prefer cake over brownies!

I am happiest: Being structured or being in my element with people I care for, like spending time with friends and family

I would love to meet: Elon Musk , Steve Jobs, Princess Diana, Nelson Mandela, or JFK if they were still around

My secret talent is: Understanding other cultures and I am "decent" at most sports

I am known for: Being a morning person -- I literally wake up with a smile on my face -- and for being the "guy" from South Africa

I sing to: Taylor Swift or anything from the 80’s and 90’s

ARMOR is: Family

I cannot resist: Cake and chips (you have to have that sweet and salty all on one plate), a good hug, high 5 or a firm handshake

Job Title: Business Developer

AuFUNtic Job Title: Eradicator of Rust

I joined ARMOR in: 2003, full time in 2017

I do: Everything that needs to be done, whatever it takes!

I eat: Everything and anything

I am happiest: When I am with my family

My secret talent is: Fishing

I am known for: Keeping my word

I sing to: Van Morrison

ARMOR is: A great company, because of the people

I cannot resist: Good food

Job Title: Technical Account Manager

AuFUNtic Job Title: Eradicator of Rust

I joined ARMOR in: 2017

I do: Spend way too much time in the gym

I eat: All food

I am happiest: Spending time outdoors or with family

My secret talent is: I can’t walk

I am known for: Not giving up

I sing to: Myself

ARMOR is: Family

I cannot resist: My beautiful wife

Job Title: Business Development – Ingredient Branding & E-Commerce Account Manager

AuFUNtic Job Title: Ingredient Branding & E-Commerce Mastermind

I joined ARMOR in: 2025

I do: Whatever my wife tells me to do… haha. I live in a constant state of chaos—balancing work, coaching my three sons in youth football, attending all sorts of sporting events, cooking, and playing guitar for our church. It’s a wild ride, but it’s life!

I eat: Almost anything you put in front of me. My favorites are mashed potatoes and ice cream—though not usually at the same time!

I am happiest: Watching football (Go Lions!!) and spending time by the pool with my friends and family

I would love to meet: Dan Campbell--I’d run through a wall for that guy

My secret talent is: Playing electric guitar and singing

I am known for: Having a positive outlook no matter the situation, always doing my best, and making others laugh

I sing to: Anything pop, punk, emo, or worship music

ARMOR is: Brand new to me, but I can already tell it’s home—the place where I’m meant to be

I cannot resist: Ice cream, Thin Mint cookies, and my kids' Halloween candy

Job Title: Inside Sales Specialist - Global Sales Support

AuFUNtic Job Title: Corrosion Defense Consultant - Global Customer Support

I joined ARMOR in: 2007

I do: Assist new and existing customers with their rust prevention and rust removal needs

I eat: Pretty much anything but Italian and Mexican food are at the top of my list

I am happiest: Surrounded by my family and fur babies, and especially happy when I spend time with my most amazing grandson, Liam

I would love to meet: Tom Hanks

My secret talent is: I am left-handed , but only when I eat and write -- I do everything else right-handed

I am known for: Going all-out decorating for the holidays

I sing to: Myself in the shower because I’m convinced I’m the next American Idol! I do love all sorts of music though, including Train, Andy Grammer, Chris Stapleton and many others

ARMOR is: The best second family I have and I wouldn’t trade it for anything! A cool company that makes every day better than the one before and truly puts employees and customers first

I cannot resist: Spending every day with my best friend and hubby, John

Job Title: Inside Sales Specialist

AuFUNtic Job Title: Corrosion Defense Consultant

I joined ARMOR in: 2024

I do: Enjoy playing board games

I eat: Almost anything that is wrapped in a tortilla

I am happiest: When I'm spending time with my family

I would love to meet: Keith Gill (former financial analyst turned investing influencer)

My secret talent is: Carrying in all the grocery bags in one trip

I am known for: Loving Christmas but hating Christmas music

I sing to: Old Linkin Park and Disney songs

ARMOR is: A place full of awesome people

I cannot resist: A Lord of the Rings Extended Trilogy marathon

Job Title: Customer Care Specialist

AuFUNtic Job Title: Corrosion Defense Consultant

I joined ARMOR in: 2021

I do: My best, in any situation that I am given

I eat: All of the junk, I love McDonalds...something I should work on

I am happiest: When I am with my soon-to-be wife

I would love to meet: Robert Downey Jr. (I love Iron Man)

My secret talent is: Playing video games

I am known for: My work ethic and sense of humor

I sing to: Almost everything, my favorite band is Walk the Moon. When I’m singing and when I’m listening, it’s Imagine Dragons

ARMOR is: The best company I’ve worked for, it is my home and where I’ll be for a long time, Lord-willing

I cannot resist: Watching the Detroit Lions lose football games every Sunday ☹

Job Title: Global Customer Care Specialist

AuFUNtic Job Title: Extraordinaire of International Customer Care

I joined ARMOR in: 2021

I do: My best to deliver clean, safe, and easy rust solutions

I eat: Broccoli macaroni

I am happiest: When I’m at home with my dog, Josie, and playing video games

I would love to meet: Andrew Lincoln, famous for his role in The Walking Dead

My secret talent is: Being able to crack every bone in my hand

I am known for: Going above and beyond

I sing to: “Die Young” by Kesha

ARMOR is: My second home

I cannot resist: Cheesecake

Job Title: Customer Care Team Lead

AuFUNtic Job Title: Head Order Processor Concierge

I joined ARMOR in: 2019

I do: Orders -- everything orders!

I eat: I usually don’t discriminate, unless it’s a pickle

I am happiest: When I’m with my family

I would love to meet: Mark Wahlberg

My secret talent is: Helping customers obtain their “Rust Eradicating” products!

I sing to: Anything I know the words to

ARMOR is: The best place I’ve ever worked!

I cannot resist: A nap

Job Title: Customer Care Specialist

AuFUNtic Job Title: Order Processor Concierge

I joined ARMOR in: 2018

I do: A lot of online shopping

I eat: A lot of carbs

I am happiest: When I’m with family

I would love to meet: Mark Wahlberg

My secret talent is: I’m better at golf than I let on

I am known for: My height

I sing to: Nursery rhymes

ARMOR is: AuFUNtic!

I cannot resist: A cold beer and a slice of pizza

Job Title: Accounting Supervisor

AuFUNtic Job Title: Senior Number Cruncher

I joined ARMOR in: 2013

I do: Cash management, accounts payable, financial statements and special financial projects

I eat: Everything! Except ham and tomatoes (EW!)

I am happiest: Relaxing in the sun with a good book

I would love to meet: Dave Grohl- he's the best 🙂

My secret talent is: Multi-tasking, I'm never doing just one thing

I am known for: Always being in the mood for tacos

I sing to: 90's Alternative and Punk Rock

ARMOR is: An amazing place to work with amazing co-workers

I cannot resist: Ice cream sundaes

Job Title: Accounting Associate

AuFUNtic Job Title: Number Cruncher

I joined ARMOR in: 2013

I do: Accounts receivable/collections

I eat: Anything except for sushi

I am happiest: At the beach or anywhere there is water

I would love to meet: Henry Ford

My secret talent is: Juggling -- I took a circus arts class in middle school

I am known for: Randomly showing off pictures of my dogs

I sing to: Anything Country

ARMOR is: A great place to work!

I cannot resist: Dogs -- I have to pet every dog I see

Job Title: Technical Support Chemist

AuFUNtic Job Title: Mr. Clean and Safe

I joined ARMOR in: 2012

I do: Enjoy floating in my pool on hot summer days

I eat: Way too much

I am happiest: Spending time with my family

I would love to meet: My wife for lunch on a beach in Hawaii

My secret talent is: Loading the dishwasher (correctly)

I am known for: Taking my pillows on vacation with me

I sing to: Everything

ARMOR is: What makes this all possible

I cannot resist: Repeating a good dad joke

Job Title: R & D Chemist

AuFUNtic Job Title: R & D Chemistry Wizard

I joined ARMOR in: 2014

I do: Listen to audiobooks a lot

I eat: Food

I am happiest: When I am on an adventure

I would love to meet: Barack Obama

My secret talent is: Staying calm when things get hectic

I am known for: Being the responsible one (usually)

I sing to: Just about anything!

ARMOR is: A great place to work!

I cannot resist: This is easy --  babies and dogs

Job Title: Technical Director

AuFUNtic Job Title: Product & Process Development Extraordinaire

I joined ARMOR in: 2022

I do: Product and process development by improving current ARMOR products or creating new ones to make things easier for our customers

I eat: Pasta, I like anything with pasta

I am happiest: When I am outside (hunting, golfing or disc golfing), watching a great TV show with my wife, or online gaming with my friends

I would love to meet: Rickie Fowler and play a round of golf together

My secret talent is: I am a self-declared "jack of all trades, master of none" and most people would never guess that I play guitar

I am known for: Eating, non-stop -- I hear, "how are you still hungry?" all the time

I sing to: My very lucky windshield

ARMOR is: Here to serve and preserve and it is a great place to work!

I cannot resist: A cold beer

Job Title: Production and Process Specialist

AuFUNtic Job Title: The Sample Solutions Architect

I joined ARMOR in: 2022

I eat: A lot of red meat and potatoes

I am happiest: In nature or surrounded by loved ones

I would love to meet: Paul McBeth

My secret talent is: I have a Blue Belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu

I am known for: My personality

I sing to: Gospel, Jo Dee Messina, Shania Twain

ARMOR is: A wonderful family environment

I cannot resist: A sunny day on the disc golf course

Job Title: Canadian Customer Care

AuFUNtic Job Title: Eradicator of Rust Consultant

I joined ARMOR in: 2005

I do: Anything and everything that helps make the customer happy. Order entry, invoicing, purchasing of custom poly, inventory entry, A/R and A/P

I eat: Anything once. I’m not afraid of trying different foods

I am happiest: When I am camping or spending time with my family and friends

I would love to meet: Santa Claus

My secret talent is: Making wine disappear (lol)

I am known for: My quick wit

I sing to: Any country music

ARMOR is: An amazing family to work with

I cannot resist: A nice, cold glass of chardonnay

Job Title: Canadian Operations Manager

AuFUNtic Job Title: Big Kahuna of Operations

I joined ARMOR in: 2005

I do: Whatever's needed in the plant or office, shipping and receiving, or on the machines

I eat: Most anything, pasta and meat are my favorites

I am happiest: When I have something to do, I like to be busy

I would love to meet: Tom Selleck -- I have always been a fan

My secret talent is: Talking to machines (they don't always listen)

I am known for: Enjoying a scotch, a beer or a bottle of wine

I sing to: Five Finger Death Punch and Halestorm

ARMOR is: More of a way of life than a job, more family than co-workers -- a great place to work

I cannot resist: Trying to figure out how things work

Job Title: Canadian Production and Machine Operator

AuFUNtic Job Title: Smooth Operator

I joined ARMOR in: 2010

I do: A lot for my family and friends because I cannot sit still

I eat: Pizza and burgers

I am happiest: When I am with family and friends

I would love to meet: Wayne Gretzky

My secret talent is: Building bird houses

I am known for: Organizing family or team functions

I sing to: All 80's music

ARMOR is: A fun, caring and energetic company to work for

I cannot resist: A nice, cold Canadian beer

Job Title: Canadian Production and Machine Operator

AuFUNtic Job Title: Smooth Operator

I joined ARMOR in: 2013

I do: Help my kids with school work

I eat: Meat and pizza

I am happiest: On the weekends

I would love to meet: Rihanna

My secret talent is: I am a good soccer player

I am known for: Being a good listener

ARMOR is: A good company to work with

I cannot resist: Philly cheese steak pizza

Job Title: Supply Chain and Stock & Ready Depot Manager

AuFUNtic Job Title: Supply Chain & Warehouse Kahuna

I joined ARMOR in: 2013

I do: Supply chain relationship building

I eat: Mexican food about 2-3 times per week....LOL

I am happiest: When I am outdoors (hunting, camping, snowmobiling, etc.)

I would love to meet: Fred Bear, if he was still alive

My secret talent is: That I used to be able to ride a unicycle

I am known for: Brush hogging just about anything with my tractor

I sing to: AC/DC, Def Leppard, etc. but only when no one is around

ARMOR is: The last company that I hope to work for full-time

I cannot resist: Watching the Mecum or Barrett-Jackson auto auctions

Job Title: Materials & Packaging Coordinator

AuFUNtic Job Title: Materials & Packaging Pooh-Bah

I joined ARMOR in: 2008

I do: Purchasing of raw material, plant supplies, building maintenance & yearly inspections as well as plant training

I eat: Pizza (wee-wee) and mexican (cha-cha-cha)

I am happiest: Camping and riding the Harley with my wife Melissa

I would love to meet: Steve Yzerman or Ozzy Osbourne

My secret talent is: Juggling

I am known for: Making the best Christmas bread

I sing to: Led Zeppelin (but when I do, even the dogs cover their ears)

ARMOR is: A wonderful place to work

I cannot resist: Going fast (if you are not first you are last)

Job Title: Shipping & Receiving Supervisor

AuFUNtic Job Title: Warehouse Wizard

I joined ARMOR in: 2017

I do: Anything I can to help

I eat: Food, the good stuff

I am happiest: When I’m with my family

I would love to meet: Elon Musk, just to pick his brain for knowledge

My secret talent is: That I can adapt to just about any situation or surrounding I find myself in

I am known for: My happy smile

I sing to: Just about anything, in the car, alone

ARMOR is: A second home with an even larger family

I cannot resist: My dad jokes

Job Title: Shipping/Receiving Coordinator

AuFUNtic Job Title: We Make Ship Happen

I joined ARMOR in: 2022

I do: Biking, kayaking, gaming, water sports, hang with my dog Dallas and go on vacations

I eat: My favorite food and it would have to be steak

I am happiest: On vacation

I would love to meet: Deion Sanders! Dez Bryant!

My secret talent is: I am a decent cook when I want to be!

I am known for: Being a die-hard Cowboys fan, which is why I named my dog Dallas!

I sing to: Rap and old-school R&B

ARMOR is: Family!

I cannot resist: Candy!

Job Title: Shipping & Receiving Coordinator

AuFUNtic Job Title: We Make Ship Happen

I joined ARMOR in: 2024

I do: My best!

I eat: Everything put in front of me... well, almost everything, just no olives or mushrooms!

I am happiest: Playing with my pugs, playing music or video games, and just being with my family

I would love to meet: My favorite bands, such as the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Stick Figure, just to name a couple

My secret talent is: Playing bass and guitar -- not many people have heard me play

I am known for: My sense of humor, patience, and being colorblind

I sing to: My shower head, mainly reggae, but I’ll sing just about anything except country music

ARMOR is: A home away from home

I cannot resist: A good joke or a batch of brownies!

Job Title: Extrusion Line Specialist

AuFUNtic Job Title: Extruder Extraordinaire

I joined ARMOR in: 2024

I do: Music—I play bass guitar, electric guitar, acoustic guitar, and write songs and lyrics

I eat: Everything!! But my favorite foods are fried chicken and hamburgers

I am happiest: With my family—playing board or card games, watching movies, having bonfires, and going up north

I would love to meet: Paul McCartney, Geddy Lee and Les Claypool (some of my favorite bass players)

My secret talent is: I can name all the U.S. President's in order, and I can say the alphabet backwards as quickly as I can say it forward

I am known for: Being kind and funny...and also an airhead at times lol. Sometimes my head is lost in the clouds, but I always mean well and love making people smile and laugh

I sing to: My steering wheel these days—I used to sing lead vocals in a few bands when I was younger

ARMOR is: Such a great place to work! I love what I do here and the people I work with. I am so happy to be part of this family and team

I cannot resist: Chocolate or the video game Skyrim

Job Title: Production Supervisor

AuFUNtic Job Title: The Production Playmaker

I joined ARMOR in: 2015

I do: Everything in production

I eat: Pizza

I am happiest: Playing video games

I would love to meet: Ryan Reynolds

My secret talent is: Keeping my secrets

ARMOR is: Amazing

I cannot resist: Pizza

Job Title: Machine Operator

AuFUNtic Job Title: Smooth Operator

I joined ARMOR in: 2014

I do: Operate the sheeter, primarily

I eat: More sweets than I probably should

I am happiest: When it's calm, quiet, and I can decide what to do

I would love to meet: Not necessarily meet, but I would like to see Roger Waters perform live. Fingers crossed for the near future.

My secret talent is: I can make my eyeballs jitter

I am known for: My interest in vinyl records and in horror movies, specifically slashers

I sing to: Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody"...and yes, I try to hit all the notes

ARMOR is: A company where I've felt the most content working at

I cannot resist: A horror movie night with friends

Job Title: Machine Operator

AuFUNtic Job Title: Smooth Operator

I joined ARMOR in: 2024

I do: Work on cars

I eat: Cheese

I am happiest: With family

I would love to meet: Dale Earnhardt Sr.

My secret talent is: A secret!

I am known for: Helping others when needed

I sing to: I don’t sing!

ARMOR is: Amazing

I cannot resist: A cold beer

Job Title: Machine Operator

AuFUNtic Job Title: Smooth Operator

I joined ARMOR in: 2022

I eat: Chicken parmesan

I am happiest: Spending time in the woods

I would love to meet: Steve Yzerman

My secret talent is: I can't say, then it wouldn't be a secret

I am known for: Playing hockey

I sing to: Breaking Benjamin

ARMOR is: A great place to work

I cannot resist: Chips of any kind -- potato/nacho/corn -- I love them!

Job Title: Machine Operator

AuFUNtic Job Title: Smooth Operator

I joined ARMOR in: 2014

I do: package wrapping and run the rewinder but my true passion is coating our paper

I eat: Everything... there really isn’t anything I don’t like

I am happiest: Hanging out with my beautiful wife, Julie, and our awesome grandson, Liam

I would love to meet: Luke Bryan

My secret talent is: Pairing food and spices and drinks

I am known for: My cooking

I sing to: Van Morrison, Traveling Wilburys and the Allman Brothers Band

ARMOR is: The most amazing company I have ever been blessed to work for. The core values of this company are true and lived by

I cannot resist: Buying a steak at the store, even if my freezer is full and I don’t need it

Job Title: Machine Operator

AuFUNtic Job Title: The Smooth Operator

I joined ARMOR in: 2023

I do: What's difficult today, to prepare for the challenges of tomorrow.

I eat: Enough for two people. I need those carbs and protein... and cake.

I am happiest: Surrounded by my children and Iron Man collection.

I would love to meet: Sam Harris. Being the most ignorant man in the room is the greatest way to maximize growth.

My secret talent is: The inability to keep my talents secret.

I am known for: My deep passion for Iron Man.

I sing to: Annoy my kids. The Geneva Conventions have otherwise outlawed my singing.

ARMOR is: Not another job or company. It's home, it's irreplaceable, it takes you in as you are, motivates you, and makes you a better person. ARMOR is part of my family.

I cannot resist: Deep philosophical conversation and a hot cup of coffee.

Job Title: Production Support

AuFUNtic Job Title: Production Ninjaneer

I joined ARMOR in: 2024

I do: Bodybuilding, automotive repair on my Blazer, annoy my six siblings, and basically just enjoy life

I eat: Very healthy, except for Wednesdays when I BULK!!! But if I could, I would eat pizza every day

I am happiest: When I am working on my Blazer, which I’ve named ‘Bob,’ or tubing at the lake with my cousins

I would love to meet: Will Tennyson, a fitness enthusiast and YouTuber; Donald Trump; and Chris Bumstead, a professional bodybuilder

My secret talent is: Playing the piano, deadlifting 450 pounds, and holding a black belt in Tang-Soo-Do, a Korean martial art

I am known for: My bumper-sticker-covered, flag-flying, music-thumping, red Chevy Blazer

I sing to: Country music blaring from my subwoofer while hauling booty to work at 6:30 a.m. I commute from an hour away because, yes, I love ARMOR that much!

ARMOR is: A chill, relaxed environment where I can get SHIP done!

I cannot resist: The roar of a 4.3 liter vortec straight-pipe, oatmeal cream pies, and Wint-o-Green Life Savers

Job Title: Marketing Manager & Designer

AuFUNtic Job Title: Marketing Maestro & Illustrator

I joined ARMOR in: 2018

I do: Manage ARMOR's Marketing, as well as create ARMOR's illustration work, various graphics, designs and marketing pieces

I eat: La Marsa – a lot!

I am happiest: Watching funny movies, drawing, skiing or time with my family

I would love to meet: Zachary Levi

My secret talent is: Knitting

I am known for: Being optimistic!

I sing to: My dog

ARMOR is: An amazing place to work! I feel very blessed to be part of such a great company

I cannot resist: Italian “S” cookies

Job Title: Marketing Assistant

AuFUNtic Job Title: Swag & Social Alchemist

I joined ARMOR in: 2021

I do: I energize campaigns, events, and swag with a perfectly measured mix of creativity and strategy

I eat: My fruits and veggies to balance out my Qdoba queso addiction

I am happiest: When I'm in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan

I would love to meet: Garth Brooks

My secret talent is: Chicken calling -- it's on my bucket list to compete one day

I am known for: Being adventurous. My husband and I took on the world’s highest, commercially-rafted waterfall (Kaituna Waterfall, New Zealand) during our honeymoon; it was a 23 ft. drop

I sing to: The oldies. I'm an old soul

ARMOR is: Filled with hardworking individuals here to help, however they can!

I cannot resist: Potatoes in pretty much any form

Job Title: Digital Marketing & Copywriter

AuFUNtic Job Title: Clicks & Quips Conjurer

I joined ARMOR in: 2025

I do: Responsible for creating all written content and managing the website

I eat: Anything! I love trying new foods

I am happiest: Spending time with my family, friends, & pets

I would love to meet: Gordon Ramsay

My secret talent is: Trivia

I am known for: Quoting movies & TV shows

I sing to: Songs about my cat, to my cat

ARMOR is: Awesome!

I cannot resist: Taco Bell’s Chips & Nacho Cheese